It was a dark and stormy night.- Seriously, it rained on me all the way there nearly. I went strait over to my girls house, Lady S, cause she is taking me to a place she knows and trusts (cause I don't want just anyone shoving holes in me). She arranges a sitter and off we go, rain and all. The trip down was a little unnerving, but that is a different story :)
Any way, we get there and she calls her friend, who incidentally wants to watch this whole process. I am a little shy, so this is kinda a big deal. Infact, Lady S was doubtful if I would even let her in the room... So, they meet us at the shop, Unique Jewels (this is a small shop, and I highly recomend it. Gretchen was extremely professional and instantly set me at ease) Ok, her friends show up. Notice I said friends with an s. There is her friend, her husband and daughter (18) and another friend of theirs which neither of us had met. We go through the books to find just the right piercing to do. I had an idea of what I wanted, but I still needed to see all of the options available. So here I am with several women that I have never met looking at pictures of male genetalia, getting their input on what I should have done..The funny thing is, I was not uncomfortable or nervous at all...
No it starts getting fun. Gretchen (with her very CoonAss accent) announced "Shawn, thake your shirt off and come on in here" At this point, I was actually embarassed. I did not want to pull my shirt off infront of these strangers lol That is too funny. I headed for the room and when I looked around, all the women were in the room with me, including 1 I still don't know who she was. That was a little odd for me, but I 'CowBoy'd Up' and pulled off the shirt. It was just a little chilly at first lol
I trooped on, and consequently, became a little more comfortable.... Here you can see Gretchen giving me the rundown on what is about to happen...
Alright, in to the chair and on to the nipples... I am a little worried, cause they are going to hurt way worse thatn the other..... But that is allright. I am a MAN and I casn handle this ... Just look how calm and collected I am, really I can do this...
They clamped on and I smiled away. This is nothing... I could do this all day long...
Now she has to push that big ass needle through. lol but I got this... I can do it... I tensed up, but nothing showed on my face, NOTHING... I am a MAN and I got this! And for those freaks that want penetration, this is the best you are getting...
Now that my nipples are poked full of holes, I am ready to move on to bigger and better things, well better any way..... Here is gretchen fully enjoying her job, drawing on my Willie! I still can't believe I dropped trou.. with all these women in the room that I do not know...
OK, The Clamp.... a little pinch, but nothing unbearable at all... I am still a MAN after all. I got this!
Holy Crap! That freakin HURTS like a Mother F#@&er. What the hell was i thinking. This is way freakin worse than the nipples even thought about being... My goodness, how long does it take to push the damn need through anyway? To Hell with being a MAN I want my mommy! lol
Shit, now what? What do you mean you still have to push the jewelry through!? Crap!
Whew! I am glad that is done! All in all it wasn't so bad... I will never do that again! but it wasn't so bad... I had a really good time! It was fun with everyone one there. Hell, I had 4 strange women with their faces 5 inches from my little Wee Wee. ( and trust me, when she came out with the dang needle, it was definatel trying to hide... lol) Once I got over the initial embarassment (which did not take long) It was actually fun having them all in ther trying to look at me... lol Nothing wrong when beautiful women want to see you naked......
Just a word of advice to you guys though. If you go do this, and you have strange women in the room, go ahead and pul;l the pants all the way off. It was actually a little more embarassing for me cause I just pulled them down, and I felt kinda like a school kid in the nurses office for my first physical.... lol Oh, and if you do it, definately make the drive to Thibadeaux and see Gretchen at Unique Jewels right off Hwy 1
Ya'll have a beautiful weekend, I gotta go heal!
posted by Mr. Mom @ 4:48 AM
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